Very loud woman: He don't wanna marry me, I'm crazy!
Woman sitting next: Ha ha... (then quietly) I know.
--Penn Station
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December 28th, 2009: This is where I take my MINI CHRISTMAS VACATION: I'll be running Klassik Komicks until January 1st, 2010 (next Friday!) So it's really just four Klasik Komix. I keep spelling "Klassick Kowmics" differently each time because they're that classic! Have fun, everyone, and thank you for making 2009 one of my best years ever. It's still amazing that I get to do this comic instead of having a real job, and it's all thanks to you guys. – Ryan | |||
Ghetto-fabulous girl #1: Oh my god! I love this floor. It is so nice. And the people. They are so beautiful, every one of them!
Ghetto-fabulous girl #2: Mmm-hmm! And they dress so good--all professional.
Ghetto-fabulous girl #1: Damn! I bet they've got health insurance and shit!
--41st St & Madison
Lady screaming at boyfriend: No! You don't understand I already tried my card that way? It's not working!
Guy walking by to girlfriend: Wow, that sounds like us!
--63rd St
Woman to stylish man walking past: You look like a designer!
Man: Thanks.
Woman: Are you a designer?
Man, about five feet past: Kind of.
--Houston & Ludlow
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Why income correlates with happiness.
The surest ways to find well-being.
Older black man: How's you mother?
20-something white man: She died in January.
Older black man: I'm very sorry to hear that.
20-something white man: Thanks. She left me her rent-controlled apartment!
--Montague Street, Brooklyn Heights
Girl: So I don't steal from privately owned places and shit, I steal from like CVS.
Guy: The funniest thing I ever stole was a five-dollar finger vibrator.
Girl, excited: Did it work?
Guy: Yeah, it was the shit! You can borrow it anytime.
--NYU Dorm
Overheard by: Mika
Guy #1: What did you do with her after dinner?
Guy #2: We went back to my place for game of "just the tip."
--4th St & 1st Ave
Overheard by: Aussieguy
Aspiring street musician: Hey, lady! Wanna buy my CD?
Lady: Nope! That shit's rap and I only like R&B!
Aspiring street musician: Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't be outside with your pussy smelling like that!
--Outside Macy's
Overheard by: Nick Spiller
Dad to seven-year-old: Do you want to see 2012?
Seven-year-old: God, no. Who directed it? Michael Bay?
--Regal Theater, 14th St
Group of friends, singing: Tell me more! Tell me more!
Soloist: Did she poop on your face?
--19th St & Park Ave
Overheard by: Lotte
Little girl with large nose and pink jacket: Mommy, why is it cold out?
Mom with large nose wearing blue parka: Because your father is an asshole!
--F Train
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